Got a beef? Are you a long lost friend from a far-away place? Do you want to give me oodles of cash because you enjoy my writing? I know it’s not the last one, but a guy can dream, right? Right?!?!?

If so, leave me a short note here and I’ll respond if it seems like we should establish some kind of contact. Anything legit will get a response. Otherwise I’ll nod and smile and pretend that you didn’t just spam me.

I should mention (because it came up) that I do not do arbitrary links and referrals, nor will I “like” posts on request with the promise of back-referrals. I don’t believe in those practices and I’ll consider such requests to be spam.

None of those things is healthy for a blog. Believe me; been there, done that.