Spamalot

©2022 Michael Raven

You know, going through the contact form spam today and hitting delete was almost a sad affair. There was one in particular that was a work of art for once.

Apparently “Anna” from Romania had a sister who had found a man using contact forms on WordPress and so she thought she’d try to see if she had the same kind of luck. She speaks both Romanian and English fluently. She’s attractive and loyal, but she admits she has a specific… disease…

Nymphomania.

But apparently a nice upstanding woman, and totally not a prostitute or a figment of someone’s imagination.

It was a change of pace from someone trying to share a virus through “naked picture” links. It showed a creativity I hadn’t seen so far in WP spam. And I’ve seen a lot of WP spam over 15 years.

It brought a tear to my eye.

9 thoughts on “Spamalot

      1. Sometimes I worry you’re a bit too short sighted. Sure, you lose money now, but after she moves in and gets settled you’re a two income household. Mi WordPress scam income es su WordPress scam income.

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