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You know, going through the contact form spam today and hitting delete was almost a sad affair. There was one in particular that was a work of art for once.
Apparently “Anna” from Romania had a sister who had found a man using contact forms on WordPress and so she thought she’d try to see if she had the same kind of luck. She speaks both Romanian and English fluently. She’s attractive and loyal, but she admits she has a specific… disease…
Nymphomania.
But apparently a nice upstanding woman, and totally not a prostitute or a figment of someone’s imagination.
It was a change of pace from someone trying to share a virus through “naked picture” links. It showed a creativity I hadn’t seen so far in WP spam. And I’ve seen a lot of WP spam over 15 years.
It brought a tear to my eye.
sceadugenga 
She sounds lovely, I’m not sure what the problem is.
😂
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I know, right. I’m sure it could have been special if I just wired her some money to an anonymous account so she could fly over to the States next week.
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Sometimes I worry you’re a bit too short sighted. Sure, you lose money now, but after she moves in and gets settled you’re a two income household. Mi WordPress scam income es su WordPress scam income.
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DAMN! And I purged the message with the yklghth5667 (best guess, tried — it didn’t work) email address at yahoo. I should have consulted you before taking such drastic measures.
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I’m just trying to look out for you, Michael.
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I appreciate that. Gods know that SOMEONE needs to look out for my interests. I’m terrible at it, in all honesty.
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Some of the robot posts crack me up. 🤣
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This was almost literature. Seriously. I should have screen shot it.
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Hilarious.
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