Do you want some unicorn poop?
Wait– what?
Unicorn poop. Want any?
I– I'm speechless. Shocking. Even to me.
I know, so… Want some?
Err… what is unicorn poop?
These kitschy cupcakes I just bought that look like a unicorn just shat out a #rainbow.
Umm. Pass?

Picture from Nadia Cakes website, located in the Twin Cities, MN
Originally tweeted by michael raven (@MichaelRaven_99) on February 25, 2022.