©2021 Michael Raven
steel girders not toothpicks required to hold these eyes open steely gaze has a whole new meaning in this context
Home maintenance with gutters, ladders and tigers — oh my! Extensive yardwork (first non-scorcher in over a week on a yard a week overdue). Assembling prefab swing set for twins solo (probably easier with two hearty souls).
Result: Rediscovery of muscles I thought I had lost. Plus arthritis and lingering soft tissue damage from historic automotive accidents. E.g., unable to find anything that resembled a comfortable position to sleep in.
Toss in someone throwing a party nearby. The kind that make you nervy because there have been yelling and screaming matches of the domestic variety at the same house (call me paranoid, but I’m waiting for gunfire to erupt during one of their arguments when someone comes to pick up a kid, and a party might be just the excuse to unload a few rounds into someone; my bedroom faces their general direction).
So, the toothpicks used to prop open these tired eyes keep snapping like so much kindling and I am considering hitting a big-box store for something more durable to prop the lids open.
I’ll probably take a nap. At least I don’t have to pick up the kids today — they can entertain themselves playing hop on pop while he snores.