[Update: Had I known what would ensue following posting this, I would have never posted something so wantonly frivolous. I imagined two men duking it out, with fists or swords or maces. This comment by the disgraceful horse’s ass was likely intended as a clarion call for insurrection in a very mobster way and I regret making light of his, in retrospect, hateful comments. I leave it posted to remind myself to manage my sense of humor better, but I find the whole thing abhorrent after yesterday’s events.]

“So, let’s have trial by combat,” Giuliani said.

This, I might pay to see. Fit & Lean versus Captain Cheetopuff.