if i had the chance
i'd ask the world to dance
instead of sexting to myself.

Don’t ask. I was a wiped after clearing away 6-12 inches of snow from a long driveway and just laid down to rest my eyes a bit before putting on my holiday face for the grandparents making a kiddo-present drop-off and I got this phrase stuck in my head to the tune of “Dancing with Myself” by Billy Idol.

A) the Billy Idol reference probably dates me, and; B) I may need therapy.