I was bored earlier, horsing around, and was surprised to see that I only cracked the camera lens a wee bit when I took a selfie of the troll-like being who types all this blither blather on the site. They must be making cameras out of tougher material than they have to this point.
Anyway, I ended up with something that, after a bit of photo-manipulation and tweaking and covering up the most horrifying elements actually turned out decent enough so that I would be willing to post here. Don’t be surprised if I abruptly delete it without warning (this post and the viewable image from the profile page), as I am not confident that this is the best idea I’ve ever had. But… wince… here you go:
Keep in mind that what you see has been significantly altered so as to not trigger arrest warrants. Like the world’s deadliest joke, only a fraction is available for viewing or you may end up mimicking that Munch painting and, like your mother warned, there is a good chance your face might freeze like that.
And, in before anyone says anything — I am smiling.
People don’t believe me. I’m a veritable frog when I frown. 😦
Let’s see how long this lasts before I have second thoughts…
Great photo! Very well-composed. Piercing glare. You do look like a poet, sir. 👍👍👍
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I look like a poet but
I don’t know it?
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🤣🤣🤣 Now you do lol
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Quit it — you made me make one of those gruesome faces that scare little kids. 😉
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What’s wrong with that precisely….? 🤣🤣🤣
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Then their mothers come up to me and threaten to sue for scaring their kids and making them cry.
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I don’t know if there are grounds for suing. Maybe kids need to toughen up. I mean, look at millenials…. I rest my case.
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Point taken. Toothy, open-mouthed horror it is.
Now all that is needed is for me to find a way to make you blush 😉
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Hahahaa! Good luck lol
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It happened once…
You were pulling my leg that one time, weren’t you! Damnit all to HELL!
You win… Sigh.
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🤣🤣🤣👍
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Sounds like me. I post and delete the personal ones, some self photos, quite often. Depends on when I get uncomfortable 🤷♀️
On WordPress, I love seeing pictures of others. Or portions there of. 😉 nice job
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Thank you. I’m not much for pictures in general, but I was having one of the self-confident moments that lasted until I posted it and then, well… I hate pictures of me.
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Well you did good 🙂
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❤
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Those are the cold, dead eyes of a killer.
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Shhhh. Don’t give them any ideas.
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